"Did You Save Room for Dessert?"

Waiters must stop saying "Did you save room for dessert?" - This is America. We don't save room for dessert, we make room for dessert. Dessert isn't a delightful way to cap off a meal, it's a challenge. In Russia they swim in subzero temperatures, in Spain they run with the bulls, and here we eat forty pounds of goo from a place called The Cheesecake Factory. - Bill Maher